White Iverson: Brotherly Love Bryce Harper's Return to D.C.
The real White Iverson’s goes by Bryce Harper, the 26-year-old Brodie who recently signed a 13-year $330 million mega deal with Philadelphia. Since his arrival in the City of Brotherly Love, the slugger has honored Hall of Famer Allen Iverson’s legacy by donning the No. 3 with the shooter’s sleeve and leading a cultural renaissance in a sport where any semblance of fun leads to 1,000,000 American Flag avi’d social-media users spilling Dr. Pepper on their keyboards while typing incoherent sentences about “respecting the game.” On April 2, 2019, Harper returned to D.C.-- where his legendary career began -- for the first time and went ballistic, responding to the haters who paid hard-earned money to boo -- clown behavior -- by going 3-for-5, including a moonshot to right centerfield that shut shit down. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.